BIRTHDAY: July 4, 1977

HOBBIES: Playing music, chasing skirt and kickin it with my computer!

ANY PETS?? Not after my Chia Pet died!!! (It was horrible!!!)

PET PEEVES??? Read the “Any pets” comment

3 THINGS YOU NEVER LEAVE HOME WITHOUT? A cigar, a fifth of 10w30 and chrome polish!!

3 THINGS IN YOUR FRIDGE RIGHT NOW! Bud, weis, and er!!!

IF YOU COULD CHANGE ONE THING ABOUT YOU, WHAT? I wish I wasn't so damn sexy!!!

ONE THING NOBODY( UNTIL NOW) KNOWS ABOUT YOU. I think kittens are cute!!

3 THINGS IN YOUR CAR TRUNK RIGHT NOW. What's a car???

MOST EMBARRASING MOMENT. Losing my oil on my first date in high school.

3 CELEBRITIES, ALIVE OR DEAD, YOU WOULD LIKE TO PARTY WITH!
To heck with three, bring em all on... let's get hammered!!!

IF YOU COULD SPEND ONE DAY AS SOMEONE ELSE, WHO AND WHY!!!
Chet Baker... cause I want to know how he's made it this far and NOT malfunctioned!!! He's my hero!!!

YOUR ULTIMATE RETIREMENT DESTINATION?? Anywhere warm and I won't get too much sand on my can!!!

TOP 3 ON YOUR BUCKET LIST!!! Get hammered with Chet Baker, keep Guy from passing out in the station and avoid becoming a bucket!!